this guy was watching Shrek (the movie series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that.
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Shrek and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting Ogre’s do what they want without being put down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone Shrek” it’s precious.
update: I banged him
White people asking me questions about my turban (part 2)
Why his white dude bro voice on point tho. Lmao.
A watchful guardian. A silent protector. A dark knight. My bros
My sister keeps coming into the room and doing this.
"You think she’s cute? Have you tried telling her?"